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Location: South Ockendon
Job Type: Full-time (because furniture doesn’t fit itself)
About the Job (aka: What You’ll Be Doing Besides Looking Cool in Hi-Vis):
We’re on the hunt for a Furniture Fitter with hands of steel, a back of titanium (or at least one that doesn’t complain too much), and the patience of a saint. You’ll be assembling, installing, and wrestling furniture into place like a pro - all while pretending those "easy to follow" instructions make any sense.
What You'll Actually Be Doing (Seriously Though):
Transforming piles of wood, screws, and vague diagrams into glorious pieces of furniture.
Reading plans like you’re deciphering ancient hieroglyphics - and still nailing it.
Installing fitted and freestanding furniture without breaking a sweat (or the walls).
Solving problems on the fly, like when a "standard wall" turns out to be made of paper mâché.
Chatting with clients and contractors without accidentally gluing yourself to anything.
Carrying stuff. Lots of stuff. Like gym day, but all the time.
Keeping your tools in check and your sense of humour intact.
What We’re Looking For (Besides a Pulse):
Experience in furniture fitting, carpentry, or extreme IKEA challenges.
You can use a drill without Googling "which end is the pointy one."
Able to lift heavy things and not cry about it (too loudly).
You’ve got a Driver’s license, a CSCS card, and a playlist for the van.
You take pride in your work - and your banter.
Perks & Bribes:
Competitive pay - better than your cousin’s job at the warehouse.
Own Tools and PPE - because safety is sexy.
Team that laughs with you (mostly).
Free workouts disguised as "just another day at work."
Endless opportunities to say, "That’s not going to fit through the door."
